[ Closed to Lulu ] Cerealia Catch-All Party Time

[glamorizes]

type » ⌞ cerealia ⌝ meeting you changed me (and my diet)
characters » Koujaku || kaba & Megumi Yukimura || mistified & Klavier Gavin || glamorizes
details » Klavier and Koujaku are gonna be friends, Megumi is going to wish a plant made better friends with Koujaku
notes & warnings » flirting, hentai plants?? What is this.

[ Stuff will go here - original thread for Klavier is here.

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Klavier

[kaba]

[ And here’s an idiot making the best of the situation by hanging around the tech district and spreading love and joy where there may be. The thought of it might be too sweet and cloying even for him, but what can you do? The sun is shining, the birds are singing, people are out playing some shitty Rhyme knockoff…

And he’s never been happier. ]

But you can’t let it get you down, can you? You know what they say, “You can’t love life until you live it!” [ Bastardized from his fortune, of course. Be afraid. ]

Megumi

[kaba]

[ Look at that sultry plant life wending its way out of the topiary like a pair of hips sashaying towards him. It ain’t no snake, but it’s green and slick and happy to see him.

He’d backed away from it immediately when it started moving, aiming for him with a hungry look in its noneye until he figured out that, well—that wasn’t an eye. Next thing he knew there were several of those things pouring out from behind some shadowy tangle of wood—and later they’d both realize that it was part of some errant science experiment that broke out of its cage.

Fuck that, though. He could appreciate CERES’s penchant for the baser pleasures, but even he had to draw the line between seriously hot and seriously holy shit what’s going on what don’t come any closer!!!

He freed himself a moment later, after having chopped up several of them that had got too close—and one of them had gotten too close, by squeezing its malleable little body and basically threading its way underneath his clothes until it swelled up under the seat of his pants and latched on to…

Of course the staff had rescued him from most of the danger, albeit they weren’t able to excise that length of tubular mass about a foot long and throbbing between his legs and it was just too much.

Next thing anyone knows they’re hurling down the streets at a little below the upper speed limit, alarms blaring, until a gurney bursts into Megumi’s view with a man moaning under a blanket that does little but to highlight that bulge rising up from therein.

Koujaku stares at her with terror in his eyes and his dick twitching above him like its own pick-up line. ]