[ Closed to Lulu ] Cerealia Catch-All Party Time

[glamorizes]

type » ⌞ cerealia ⌝ meeting you changed me (and my diet)
characters » Koujaku || kaba & Megumi Yukimura || mistified & Klavier Gavin || glamorizes
details » Klavier and Koujaku are gonna be friends, Megumi is going to wish a plant made better friends with Koujaku
notes & warnings » flirting, hentai plants?? What is this.

[ Stuff will go here - original thread for Klavier is here.

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While I'm on a roll, why the hell not.

[mistified]

[ She... might be feeling sorry for him. She doesn't know yet, because guys are usually the very intelligent morons who like stuffing things that should not be stuffed up their bodies... into their anal cavities. Of course, there are some who like doing things the other way around, ways that she's not had to actually experience witnessing, but the fact that they exist at all is enough to make her lose hope in the general human race.

However, it's when the guy screams in pain that she moves quickly, her thoughts pushed aside and her hand moving to his head in a somewhat comforting gesture as they continue to move him. ]

Alright, Koushit, listen to me. Your plant lover is about ten seconds from completely making love to your testicles and making you have its babies so I'm going to need you awake for this. The moment you stop struggling, I can't guarantee it's going to be entirely merciful. It's only being this insistent because you're putting up a fight. That's a bloody good thing.

[ And as she talks, the operation theater's lights, bright and hopeful like the serene song of angels slide over them and she's grateful that the other surgeons already have their masks on because she knows some of them are grimacing and choking back embarrassed (and horrified) laughter behind them. She would, too, but she's got some tact. Some.

Her hand quickly moving to Koujaku's jaw and turning it to make him forcibly look at her, she gives him a determined look. ]

Don't worry. We'll make this break-up nice and clean. With luck, you'll actually use it again, but I'll be perfectly happy to leave it on if you don't tell me what you did to get it latching onto you like that. Because those things do not attack unless you bothered them making out with another plant.

[ With the force of a scolding teacher, she's ready to punish him if she learns the fault was with him. ]